Thursday, 18 October 2018

Asia 2018: Day #9 Once Upon a Time on a Flight to Pakse

Vientiane is like no other place in Laos that we've come across: it's a big(gish) city with lots of car traffic, it's hot and it's humid. It seems more than a little hectic after the generally laid-back approach of country Laos.

We woke early in the morning to rain, heavy rain. We are in Laos at the end of the wet season and people are surprised at the odd downpour. They all seem to think that the rainy season has finished, and therefore it should just stop raining. Anyway I was a bit worried that the rain might make the city even more humid than it had been the night before, which was not a prospect I was looking forward to.

The rain stopped quickly and the streets, which half an hour earlier were 10cm deep in running water, started to dry out. And it stayed overcast which turned out to be a good thing as it kept the temperature down a bit. Even so we had climbed into the low thirties by the time we checked out of the hotel and headed out to a silk factory.

Visits such as these generally tend to be a means of trying to separate us from our money. I've seen these sorts of looms before and the goods on display were very expensive by Lao standards and pretty high by Australian. We bought one little thing and left. 


After that the day in Vientiane became a progression of one temple after another. My problem with Asian Buddhist temples is that I have very few reference points to hang on to and each subsequent temple tends to merge into its predecessors. I am quite happy to admit it's my fault and I need to get better at saying that enough is enough.
Reclining Buddha


The day was relived by a visit to the COPE centre which produces prosthetic devices and wheelchairs for Laotians disabled by the leftover bombs I've mentioned previously. They do great work which is worthy of support so we left a donation and bought an over-priced T-shirt.

Lunch consisted of the worst green papaya salad we've had since we got here: way too much chili and too much fish sauce. Not sure what I would have got if I'd actually asked for the spicy version.

We only spent a half-day in Vientiane and that was probably enough. Most people we spoke to pre-trip warned us that the city wasn't worth spending too much time in and they were right. When we set up this holiday the Mekong River Cruise in Cambodia was the centre-piece and the rest of it fitted in around that. Unfortunately Robyn consulted the wrong year's calendar at one point which meant we needed to drop one day from our Laos tour so we could get the correct flight to Siam Reap, in order to do what we wanted there and still make our cruise on schedule. We decided, based on the previously mentioned advice, to drop our second day in the capital. We are now glad we did.

We made it to the airport in plenty of time, checked in, made it through internal immigration and spent a hour or so sitting in the departure lounge reading. At some point something was said in Laotian over the loudspeaker. We took no notice. A few minutes later Robyn said, “Was that my name?” I hadn't understood any of the message but looked around and didn't see anyone official wandering around. “There's only about 6 Caucasians on the flight,” I said. “If they are looking for us they'll find us.” No one did.

The boarding call came over the public address system in Laotian followed by English so we joined the queue. And when we got to the final check we were stopped. The steward seemed not know what to do and waved us back to the direction of the immigration desk. For a few minutes we were waved from one place to another and I started to get a bit angry about it all. Not the best reaction to have in a foreign country in this sort of situation.

Immigration didn't want to know about us and finally someone told to go back to the check-in desk. When we got there my bag was sitting next to the desk with a number of people standing around. We handed over our passports and boarding passes and asked what the problem was. “Do you have alcohol in this bag?” “Yes,” I said and explained about the two bottles of wine we had left from our Australian stash and the three small bottles of wine and whiskey from our Mekong distillery trip.

We needed to drag them out. So we did that, and by process of roundabout explanation it appeared that we had too much alcohol with us. For a minute there it looked like I was going to have to make a decision about which bottles to leave behind. But before that happened someone stated that the bigger wine bottles could stay in the checked-in luggage – securely wrapped in t-shirts etc – and we could take the other bottles with us on the plane. Well, that didn't seem right so we asked for confirmation, got it, packed the suitcase, checked it in again and headed back to the departure lounge.

I had expected that we would be turned back at the gate due to the liquids in my day-pack but we were waved through and escorted by one of the airline staff down towards the area where the bus left from. By the time we got there the bus had pulled away from the departure gate and was heading towards the plane. Again I thought our luck had run out and that we would be forced to stay for the next flight, probably the next day. But our escort had other ideas and set off across the tarmac towards the plane, sitting about 200 metres away. At any minute I thought the airport police would come screaming around the corner, arrest us and throw us into some sort of re-education camp. And again I should have had faith in the laid-back manner of the Laotians. By the time we got to the plane the bus was discharging its passengers and we climbed on board as if nothing had happened.

Pakse was reached an hour later.

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